From: Zion Council

To:  All Hovercraft Captains

 

Subject:  Three Vital Matters

 

1) Congratulations to all Zionites who participated in bringing down the scourge of the Assassin.  You literally saved the Matrix and the lives of the millions in the pods.  Fortunately, bluepills were sheltered from the worst of it; they could not see what was happening in the sky.  Special recognition to those who landed final blows:  OmegaAlphaB, Tpaine, BlackManmba, Wurp, PaaWaa, and Riac.

 

2) The Assassin’s gun and ammunition are missing.  We believe they contain kill codes, which subvert the safety technology that currently protects all those who visit the Matrix from Zion.  Any information you may have as to their location is urgently sought.

 

3) We are puzzled by the article in the newspaper about “Cryptos,” which, as many of you know, is also the name of a prominent officer in the Zion military who has gone missing.  Reviews of the archives produced nothing of the Matrix-bound Cryptos, and the history mentioned in the article is apparently fabricated.  Again, any information about either Cryptos – or confirmation that they are the same person – is urgently sought.

 

End Transmission